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  • birdwing
    10-11 11:34 PM
    i don't care anyway :lol:

    Kirupa looks good as a priest :beer:


    one day I'll understand these references.


    until then I'll admit to being a complete and udder Nooooooob :trout:




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  • Jean123
    01-14 02:21 PM
    A friend of mine is a citizen from a non Visa-waiver country, married to an American. They've been married for two years and she is expected to receive her green card in a few months at the embassy of her country of origin where she still lives. Because of abuse issues, she wants to separate asap but is afraid he might retaliate by trying to prevent her from receiving her green card. Is that possible, or should she wait until she has the Green Card in her hands? Thanks!




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  • james_bond_007
    03-25 08:18 PM
    Hi,
    Your case is with TSC or NSC ? . TSC online system has been down for over 2 months now ( no updates after 2/10/09 ).




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  • valluriraja
    02-12 06:37 PM
    Hi all,

    Any one can please help me, I am leaving at Atlanta, Georgia, I have 5 years old son his passport is going expire next month so I would like to apply. Any could tell me what are the documents required, what form I need to fill, fee, where can I apply for renewal etc......

    Thank you in Advance..

    Thanks,
    Raj



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  • andhrawala
    05-08 09:07 AM
    Thanks guys. That was helpful. I will return my I-94's (H1B I-94 and the one when I came last time) to the airline in Washington.




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  • sparklinks
    07-19 09:28 PM
    If it is new 485 filing then you don't have A#.

    A# on I-140 is nothing do with your 485.



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  • STAmisha
    11-14 12:56 PM
    Folks

    When I sign in to USCIS online status for my 140, I found this

    On August 12, 2007, we received this I140 IMMIGRANT PETITION FOR ALIEN WORKER, and mailed you a notice describing how we will process your case. Please follow any instructions on this notice. We will notify you by mail when we make a decision or if we need something from you. If you move while this case is pending, call customer service. We process cases in the order we re
    ....

    Is this August 16 receipt date or notice date? I dont remember when my lawyer sent my 140 to USCIS?




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  • B+ve
    08-13 04:08 PM
    Gurus,
    My and spouse case have
    Priority Date - March 2004,
    Received Date - July 2nd, 2007
    Notice Date - Aug. 08, 2007

    My Kid's case has
    Priority Date - March 2004,
    Received Date - July 2nd, 2007
    Notice Date - Nov. 20, 2007 (As 08/23/2007 is the current processing time frame, my kid's Notice Date is out of current time frame)

    This is happened due to a rejection of my kid's 485 application initially during July 2007 fiasco due to the Old and New fee schedule implementaion of USCIS, even though we have remitted the correct fee.

    1) Do anybody know how USCIS will process our case?
    Like adjudicating my and spouse applications with out kid's applicaiton? Or none of the applications process?

    2) Taking an info pass appointment will do any favour on this case?

    3) Any other suggestions?


    Thanks.



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  • BKY
    09-23 03:25 PM
    __________________________________________________ ________________________
    When changing from EB3 to EB2 (same Employer), experience with the same employer is considered only when the job duties are >50% different from the existing job.
    __________________________________________________ ________________________

    What if you change the employer ?

    We can apply in EB2 with not much difference in old job and new job ?




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  • black_logs
    04-14 12:23 PM
    We are happy and proud to anounce that we are a 3000+ members family now. Kudos to the all the members for the hard work and perseverance. We are happy with what we have achieved so far and are confident & determined to do our best in the future. I want to quote Sunil on this

    'I can sooo clearly remember when we just got started off, and we had only couple threads on our forums. We had only 6-8 members.

    We were posting stuff on the forums just to get some content out there so people can see some activity. Hard to believe we have close to 600 threads now.

    This is something everyone should be proud of'



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  • TJH 34
    11-30 06:54 AM
    Hello,

    I need some advice concerning my application for a B2 Tourist Visa to the US as my wife and I wish to travel to Disneyworld Florida next December to celebrate our belated honeymoon:

    I received a police caution in March this year for "Battery" under Section 39 of The Criminal Justice Act after a domestic argument with my wife here in the UK.

    I also have a UK driving conviction from 2006 for "Driving Without Due Care and Attention" which resulted in a �100 fine and six points on my licence which have now expired.

    Do either of these cautions/convictions constitute a crime of "moral turpitude"?

    I am rather concerned that although I have read that a simple assault/battery does NOT constitute "moral turpitude," spouse abuse certainly does under US law.

    Does the definition of simple battery or spouse abuse depend on which country the caution was received in?

    The incident in question was more of an argument than one of domestic violence. I grabbed my wife's arm and she twisted herself trying to get away from me and she fell over which left her with a minor bruise and scratch. I certainly did NOT use any deliberate force or physical violence towards my wife.

    The argument arose because I had been unemployed for over a year and my wife was stuck doing a job she hates and financial difficulties at the time had put a strain on our relationship. Now that I have secured a full time job and our financial problems have depleted, the relationship between my wife and I is very stable and loving.

    However, if the consular officer at the embassy decides that this is a crime of moral turpitude, would I still be eligible for "petty crime exemption" (as the maximum sentence for a Section 39 battery crime is six moths in jail) even though I have the driving conviction from 2006?

    Any assistance and guidance on this matter would be greatly appreciated.

    Regards,


    TJH 34




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  • Prashanthi
    02-11 04:20 PM
    You are allowed to maintain your H-1 while travelling on Advance Parole, this is an exception to the general rule.

    Cite as "AILA InfoNet Doc. No. 00051801 (posted May. 18, 2000)"
    U.S. Department of Justice
    Immigration and Naturalization Service
    HQADJ 70/ 2.8.6, 2.8.12, 10.18
    AD 00-03
    May 16, 2000
    MEMORANDUM FOR:
    REGIONAL DIRECTORS
    SERVICE CENTER DIRECTORS
    DISTRICT DIRECTORS
    OFFICERS IN CHARGE
    ASYLUM DIRECTORS
    PORT DIRECTORS
    FROM:
    MICHAEL D. CRONIN
    ACTING ASSOCIATE COMMISSIONER
    OFFICE OF PROGRAMS
    SUBJECT: AFM Update: Revision of March 14, 2000 Dual Intent Memorandum



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  • gc_on_demand
    09-30 01:15 PM
    Could this be the administrative fix that IV is working on - which pappu replied in another thread.

    Can we please get this so that people can add spouses (if they did not do so during july fiasco).

    I think he mentioned that it is for I 485 applicants and to me I 485 applicants are who filled AOS. Poor me (:




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  • techiemom76
    01-12 11:19 AM
    http://www.shusterman.com/mar06.html#4


    You can use the remaining period on H1B without being subject to cap



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  • Blog Feeds
    07-02 04:30 PM
    The Obama administration announced to use cutting-edge technologies to revamp the entire US Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS), so as to not only reduce the paperwork, but also the backlog and bring in more transparency into the system.

    US President Barack Obama told a select bi-partisan group of Congressmen that such a system would be in place in the next 90 days, in which the USCIS will launch a vastly improved website.

    This is likely to help thousands of Indian Americans every year who apply for permanent residency or Green Card, citizenship or approach USCIS for various immigration issues, but have to experience an agonizing wait.





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  • fromnaija
    09-30 06:06 PM
    Yes there is. You need to write to the Service Center that has your I-485 and ask that the approved I-140 with the earlier priority date be substituted for the one in your 485 file.



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  • java06
    02-11 04:40 PM
    I have a valid AP approved on Oct 13, 2007. The H1B visa stamped on my passport expired in Mar 2007. I have a valid one year H1B approval till Mar 2008. I do not have the original I797 approval notice but have a scanned copy of it. Now if I have to travel out of country in July and enter back on AP will there be any trouble at the POE with not having the original approval notice of last H1B.
    Any inputs will be appreciated. Thanks




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  • snvlgopal
    02-05 02:49 PM
    I am on H1 (Has EAD but never used it), my wife is on H4 and also she has H4 stamping till Feb 2010, She got EAD and and also got SSN. But she never worked on EAD. Now she want to travel to India
    Can she travel on H4 stamping or she need to get AP
    Please Help
    thanks




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  • GCLONGWAIT
    09-29 03:54 PM
    A background on my case. I have a valid H-1, stamped on my passport. Also, I have my GC in process for 4.5 yrs. My husband was on pending I-485 & working on EAD. In may 2010, my pending I-140 was denied and then appealed. And following that, both mine & my husband's I-485 was denied after 2 months. Our lawyer did file MTR within 30 days of I-485 denial and its still pending:

    Questions:
    1) Can my husband apply for H-4 by being within USA or he has to leave the country?
    2) Also, since he is not on any non-immigrant status, does the accrual of 180 days of illegal stay apply to him?
    3) If it does apply, what are the chances of him getting the H-4 approved if he applies from Canada or home country?
    4) & If he leaves the country, is he abondoning the pending MTR of I-485 which would lead him be out of the GC process completely?


    Any expert input & feedback on my queries will help me to figure out my scenario. I have consulted couple of lawyers on my case, but all of us has mixed feedback which is making it very tough to get the right answer & make the right decision. I am in complete messy situation right now.

    Also, if somebody gone thru or going through the similar situation pls. let me know what was the result on your case. Ur help is highly appreciated




    kisana
    07-09 12:09 AM
    I have filed my GC from Employer A , now I have completed 1 year since I 485 is filed. I have an offer from empyer B who is ready to transfer my H1B. Now my current H1B is expiring in Nov and I will be completing my six year in nov itself. If I go with employer B I am not sure for how long my H1B will be extended. Please advise suitable process for this.




    Blog Feeds
    12-18 09:50 AM
    Dallas-Fort Worth Immigration Lawyer Has Just Posted the Following:
    Individuals who apply for a non-immigrant visa must be admissible to enter the United States. Inadmissible grounds to deny entry into the U.S. include, but not limited to the following:



    Communicable disease;
    Criminal record involving crimes of moral turpitude;
    Possession of or trafficking in a controlled substance;
    Trafficking persons;
    Involved in money laundering;
    Previously removed (deported) or previously overstayed a period of admission to the U.S.

    If a non-immigrant visa holder subsequently becomes inadmissible and thus ineligible to enter the United States, depending on the inadmissibility ground, the visa holder may apply in advance of travel for a temporary waiver of inadmissibility. The waiver application is applied directly to U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) prior to travel. Along with the signed Form I-192, Application for Advance Permission to Enter as Nonimmigrant, the applicant must submit the filing fee of $545, an official police record from country of nationality, proof of citizenship, and supporting documentation regarding the inadmissibility showing rehabilitation and character reformation. For questions concerning eligibility of the temporary waiver application, or any other area of immigration, call Kraft & Associates at 214-999-9999.





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